Monday, July 24, 2006

Praying Made Easy

    If you're like me, praying can be a real bitch. My prayer success rate is surely less than 100%, and because of this it's tough to decide when I should count on my prayers being answered, or when I should just get off the couch and make sure the cat has food myself. Luckily, there's a new product out that guarantees results (h/t breakerslion).


BEAST said...


Not sure I like this toy that much, although the jesus dildos will surely drive those pretty christian chicks into fits of sexual frenzy.

Fair Enough said...

LOL beast...FRENZY!

Where can we purchase these magical items?

breakerslion said...

Like the man said in Beetlejuice, "...and it just keeps gettin' funnier, every single time I see it!"